[Absurd comedy] + [Humor] + [Sects] + [Misunderstandings that make people think he’s amazing]
Poisoned by the culture of cutthroat competition and expelled from a sect that practiced competitive cultivation, Bai Jia awakens a bizarre System, which he calls the “Wasting Resources to Get Stronger System.”
All he has to do is waste resources, wait ten days for the settlement, and receive cultivation in return!
To maximize the amount of resources he wastes, he decides to do the opposite and establish the “Slacker Sect,” which only recruits good-for-nothings!
The sect’s old servant can only sweep floors and has no talent for cultivation. He gets dizzy whenever he tries to learn martial arts? Great! Take this heavenly-grade technique and study it!
His first disciple has zero constitution and dislocates his own arm whenever he swings a sword? Here, use this divine weapon as a fire poker!
His second disciple is allergic to spiritual energy and blows up the pill furnace all the time? Fine, eat as many heavenly treasures as you like!
His third disciple is a natural-born directionless wanderer who gets trapped in his own formations? Wonderful, take these ancient formation diagrams and use them as toilet paper!
His fourth disciple… his fifth disciple…
Bai Jia waits, entirely satisfied, for the resources he’s wasted to be converted into power for himself, sending his strength and cultivation soaring.
But after one settlement after another, he’s left dumbfounded…
The old servant of the sect can blot out the sky with one palm and becomes a true immortal.
The first disciple splits the heavens with one sword and becomes the greatest Sword God of all time!
The second disciple’s alchemy reaches the divine realm. One useless pill can bring the dead back to life and restore flesh to bare bones!
The third disciple’s formations come naturally, and the sect’s grand array can trap and kill an Immortal Emperor!
Bai Jia: “Are you all putting on an act for me?!”
The disciples: “Master, you tested our resolve. How could we dare disappoint you?”
Bai Jia: “I only wanted to lie flat and quietly grow stronger. How did I end up becoming the greatest mentor of emperors in history?”
