[Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill] Bad news from the lovers' circle
Liu Ji, a top female-audience fiction author known as Haji Gao, was crossing the road while browsing Tieba when a heavy truck knocked him out. When he woke up, he had landed headfirst in a baffling world of female-audience fiction, full of sweet romance, tragic love, and comebacks.
Aaaaaah, the truck and transmigration trope is so good! As a ch, the author is absolutely thrilled. Other transmigrators throw themselves into serving the female lead, empathize with the girlies, follow the plot, and act like their lapdogs. But he awakened an absurd, universe-class fishing talent.
Hidden inside his System was a universe that had long since gone dark. The only way to activate it was to completely defy the usual tropes in female-audience stories, personally kill the male and female leads and anyone with a hint of destiny, and drain the transmigrated book worlds to fish for things that could revive his dead universe.
Liu Ji took one look and saw everything from nuclear arsenals of technological civilizations and abandoned cold-fusion spaceships to the corpses of giant gods spanning several superclusters, massive gravitational sources, and the ashes of Celestial Venerables larger than galaxies. He could hook any of them just by casting his line.
Haji Ji had no choice but to become a cosmic fishing fanatic: a top ghg author, killing couples in sweet romance, killing and killing in tragic love, killing and killing in comeback stories.
He would never follow the rules or care about emotional logic.
Liu Ji had only one goal:
Kill his way through female-audience fiction and go home to feed his yellow-margined box turtle.
I have to give myself five stars
Not bad, just a little bit less
Didi didi didi didi