Ancestor of Immortal Cultivator: Uncle Who Has Been Sealed for Three Thousand Years

After being sealed by his senior brother, the Holy Son of Lingxiao, Ling Xuan, traveled from the world of immortality to the modern society three thousand years later in the blink of an eye. As soon as the lockdown was lifted, he used the subway security inspection equipment as a demon-locking formation and raised his hand to break the formation, frightening his nephew Lin Ye to death on the spot; Using his mobile phone as a messenger slip, he reported the sect affairs to Siri for half an hour, and also bowed respectfully to the "weapon spirit" three times; When checking out at the supermarket, you have to bite your finger and bleed the payment code to identify the owner. The cashier looks at you like a fool on the spot; The air conditioner broke down, and a temperature control trick turned the rental house into a constant-temperature wonderland. As a result, all the heating in the neighbor's house downstairs stopped, and Lin Ye frantically apologized for taking the blame. Lin Ye: Uncle! Please stop! Modern society really can't stand your fuss! ! Everyone on the Internet knows that Ling Xuan, the new top blogger, is a full-level immortal cultivator with a fairy face. His magical skills are not used to change the destiny, but to solve modern daily trivial matters. Neighbor's takeout was stolen? Track the thief with a tracking technique, kill him on the spot and move him overnight; Nephew failed high school math? The memory copying technique directly engraves the entire textbook into the brain, turning a scumbag into a top student on the spot. What's even more outrageous is that Su Qingyue, the genius eldest daughter of the foundation period, came to the door with a sword to "slay demons", but he flicked the natal spirit sword away with one finger. She turned around and became his number one crush, chasing after him every day and flirting with her. The straight man Ling Xuan's quotations came out of his mouth: "In the middle stage of foundation building, all the servants under my sect were better than you. Little girls, don't always think about fighting and killing." All netizens are squatting: When will the steel straight man Holy Son finally wake up and marry the little girl who has been chasing him all the way! "