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Lin Xiaoxiao, a hilarious modern-day influencer with a million followers, pulls an all-nighter editing videos and drops dead. When she opens her eyes, she’s a lowly daughter waiting to be married off from the cold palace in ancient times!
The original owner was as timid as a mouse and had been betrothed by imperial decree to Xiao Jinyu, a cunning, ruthless emperor who kills without blinking. She was so terrified that she died on the spot.
Now Lin Xiaoxiao’s taken over!
From the start, the emperor catches her by surprise, and she crouches in a corner, demonstrating her hilarious invisibility act. She accidentally calls him “the hottest security guard in the imperial palace.”
On their wedding night, she ignores all rules and propriety, cuddling up to the emperor and telling him corny jokes.
She survives the harem through sheer absurdity: sweet-talking to stay alive, cracking jokes over meals, and going viral for her sheer madness.
Who could have guessed that this cunning emperor, who never cared for women, wouldn’t kill her or punish her, but would instead visit her palace every day, growing more and more obsessed and spoiling her beyond control?
Consort Bai frames her? The emperor deposes her on the spot!
Prince Jing confesses his love? The emperor declares his claim right then and there!
And the most ridiculous thing of all: she doesn’t get morning sickness while pregnant, so the emperor throws up at morning court in her place and becomes a laughingstock throughout the court!
When she goes into labor, the mighty emperor panics like an ant on a hot griddle. After being blessed with triplets, he turns into a doting husband and father.
From a comic sacrificial pawn in the cold palace to the emperor’s one and only empress, Lin Xiaoxiao uses her ridiculous sense of humor to turn the cunning King of Hell into a clingy, henpecked husband.
Xiao Jinyu: “She’s the only one who can be my empress, and she’s the only one I’ll ever allow.”
Lin Xiaoxiao: “A funny girl conquers an ancient emperor. Plan successful!”