Your Majesty, Something Is Wrong with You!

On the first day that Li Mo transformed into Chongzhen, Wang Chengen discovered—— Your Majesty, something is wrong with you! In March of the seventeenth year of Chongzhen, outside Beijing, Li Zicheng's army pressed on the border. In the Forbidden City, the new Chongzhen Zhu Youjian (former Internet product manager Li Mo) slowly opened his eyes. He looked at the carved dragon beam above his head, at the beardless middle-aged man beside him, and at the bright yellow pajamas on his body—— Slowly type a question mark. Wang Chengen: (wiping tears) Your Majesty, you are finally awake! Li Mo: What... Did you call me? Wang Chengen: Your Majesty! Li Mo: (Silent for three seconds) What year is it now? Wang Chengen: March of the seventeenth year of Chongzhen! Li Mo: (Silence again)... My country is torn apart. Wang Chengen:? ? ? From that day on, Wang Chengen found that something was getting more and more wrong with his Majesty—— In the early morning, there was no need for memorials and PPT was used, and the ministers were stunned for a while; When the treasury has no money, it does not plunder the people, but instead issues "voluntary donation registration forms" to nobles; When rebels attacked the city outside the city, he did not mobilize troops. Instead, he set up a "modern agricultural demonstration base" in Huangzhuang; He even assigned a task to Cao Huachun, the admiral of the East Factory: to collect data for me and make a "Minister Integrity Index Ranking" for me! Wang Chengen: (collapses) Your Majesty! Where did you learn this from?