My name is Gupan, and I live in a ravine next to Wuzhi Mountain.
The villagers all say that I have some knowledge, and they all come to see me for weddings and funerals.
But what they don't know is:
The koi in my pond is the ancestral dragon.
The old hen crowing in the henhouse is the phoenix.
The yellow dog that sleeps all day long at the entrance of the courtyard is Taotie.
As for the crow on the branch? It used to be called Golden Crow, but now it's called Xiao Hei - because it was too noisy, I kicked it out three times.
I really don't remember who I am.
It's just that no matter what you do, it's very easy:
Cooking a pot of porridge can help people improve their cultivation level.
Just chop a piece of firewood - wait, why does this ax look so familiar?
During the Spring Festival this year, a young man with an erect eye wandered into my yard by mistake.
He said his name was Yang Erlang.
I found him quite pleasing to the eye, so I kept him for a meal.
He liked me very much and lent me the three-pointed two-edged knife to play with.
I played with it a few times, and he froze on the spot with his eyes straight.
I saw that his hair was a bit too long and hindered my ability to gesture, so I shaved it off for him.
Why did everyone run away after only half of the hair was shaved?
Why are you running so fast in the first month of the year?
Later I learned that Yang Jian learned a unique set of marksmanship from me that day.
That was also the day when he was struck by lightning and his hair on both sides exploded into cannons.
After finishing the chopping, Tiandao said to himself:
"My uncle died after shaving his head in the first month. His uncle was the Jade Emperor. This is a punishment from God."
"As for why I hacked him? My father came out of his yard and didn't say hello to me. What's wrong with him?"
Later, the Buddhist scriptures team passed by this mountain.
Later, the gods in Tianting Lingshan came to me when they had nothing to do.
