My Taobao Connects to the Three Realms: I Took a Cut From the Jade Emperor

Tomato Original. Xianxia, comedy, System, e-commerce, urban, power fantasy, wild imagination, absurd humor, laid-back, slice of life, business, trope subversion, invincible, middleman, healing, stress relief, fun, Pinduoduo, office drone, comeback

The Jade Emperor sent him a link: "Help me slash the price." Qian Duoduo thought it was a telecom scam and promptly reported it. The next day, he got struck by lightning. The one who struck him was none other than the Jade Emperor himself. "The link is real, and so is the price slash." The Jade Emperor rubbed his account, which had been suspended after the report. "Now, the entire Heavenly Court is waiting for you to take a stab at it." Only then did Qian Duoduo learn that his Taobao shop connected all three realms: the Immortal Realm supplied the goods, the Underworld offered free shipping, the Demon Realm haggled, and the Human Realm paid. And he, an office drone earning eight thousand a month and working 996 hours, had become the only "bargain hunter" across the three realms. The Old Man Under the Moon asked him to fix his QR code because so many people scanned it that it crashed. The Old Lord asked him for a good review because bad reviews affected his shop ranking. The Queen Mother asked him to stop selling human-world foundation to fox spirits because the entire Demon Realm was getting prettier, turning beauty into a cutthroat competition in the Heavenly Court. Then one day, the Heavenly Court issued its final ultimatum: "Trade between the three realms is disrupting order in the Immortal Realm. Qian Duoduo's account is hereby banned." Looking at the 100,000-plus immortal fans in his account dashboard, Qian Duoduo silently clicked: "Start a group chat." Later, everyone across the three realms learned one thing: better to provoke the King of Hell than Qian Duoduo. He could make the Jade Emperor himself beg you to slash the price.