Cultivation + comedy + System + transmigration to another world + everyday life + a little unhinged
Chen Wu, utterly disillusioned with his past life, decided to jump from the 250th floor and elbow the concrete on his way down.
But by a twist of fate, he was chosen by the Heavenly Dao of one of three thousand worlds to become a consciousness that survived by drawing on the Heavenly Dao’s origin.
In other words, a System.
The Heavenly Dao gave Chen Wu two choices right from the start.
One: become the System of a Child of Destiny. Two: take over the entire cultivation world in place of the Heavenly Dao, who wanted to retire.
Chen Wu had originally planned to become the Heavenly Dao, but one look at its dark circles, bald head, sallow complexion, and bloodshot eyes, like an overworked corporate drone stuck on a 996 schedule, made him quietly choose to become a System instead...
At least as a System, he would have time to slack off.
But when Chen Wu arrived in a vast world and became the cheat for its Child of Destiny...
He suddenly realized that the people around his Child of Destiny were all “unusual”...
A mischievous old ancestor who takes his own Child of Destiny to peep at the women’s bathhouse...
A senior disciple who seems suspiciously into men, stripping naked and acting all suggestive while warming his junior brother and getting handsy with him...
The sect leader pinning his own old ancestor over his knee and spanking him...
A cold and aloof senior sister... who is actually socially anxious? Or perhaps a vicious woman with paranoid delusions who wipes out entire families at the slightest provocation?
And then there are his childhood sweetheart, his “honest” junior brother, and the Child of Destiny’s father...
Seriously, did every single one of you have a seizure or something?!
