On his first day in Teyvat, Su Yun fell into deep thought.
The good news: he was a being of the highest order in the astral realm, able to pierce stars with a thought and destroy worlds with a single sword strike.
The bad news: he was now a wisp of a remnant soul, inhabiting the body of a girl who was screaming and trying to hide under her blanket.
The even worse news: the girl was a fake, with a divine title but no divine power, and she had spent five hundred years worrying over a prophecy that the world would be destroyed.
Su Yun looked at the “Hydro Archon” curled up under the blanket, trembling with fear, and fell silent for three seconds.
Then he decided to find himself a little amusement.
“Don’t be afraid, miss. You wouldn’t want people to find out you’re not really the Hydro Archon, would you?”
Furina thought she might be dreaming.
She woke up to find a remnant soul on her, claiming to be a big shot from the astral realm. He casually gave her a cultivation technique that was supposedly capable of destroying the world, then tossed her into a world full of man-eating demons.
There was no tutorial, no save point, and not even a complete starter pack.
Even more absurdly, as soon as she arrived, she ran into a boy carrying charcoal and supporting his younger sister. She watched helplessly as demons slaughtered his family and turned his sister into a demon.
Before she could even grieve, the boy shoved his demon sister into her arms.
“Miss Furina, I’m counting on you to look after Nezuko!”
Furina: ???
I’m a fake Hydro Archon who gets full marks in theory and zero in practice. You want me to raise a demon?
