After My Pain Was Blocked, the Sickly Immortal Venerable Begged Me to Love Him

[Two male leads + forced love + yandere + pain suppression + mutual salvation + masterful acting + everyone loves him + a battle-of-the-suitors bloodbath]

The thing Shen Li regrets most in this life is binding himself to this useless System.

He was supposed to be a cold and aloof Demon Venerable, but somehow ended up as a lovesick, spoiled little terror.

Scene One: Xie Wanchen flies into a rage and interrogates him.

Shen Li (what he means: Get lost): “Master, you're so angry. Would you like A-Li to help you cool down?” (kisses his Adam's apple)

Result: Xie Wanchen turns into a ravenous beast on the spot.

Scene Two: Cang Li forcibly marks him.

Shen Li (what he means: Go die): “Compared to Xie Wanchen, you're the one who makes me happier, Big Brother.” (bites his lip through his tears)

Result: Cang Li becomes disturbingly excited on the spot.

This isn't a guide to taming them. It's a manual on How to Get Yourself Buried Fast.

Xie Wanchen: “A-Li, those eyes of yours have looked at him. How about I dig them out and have you pay me back?”

Cang Li: “Shen Li, he has touched this body of yours. I'll wash it clean, inch by inch.”

Shen Li (frantically thinking to himself): Please, can you two go fight somewhere else instead of turning this into a battlefield for my affections!