Go Crazy! Do You Call This a Metaphysics Anchor?

Good news: I, the guardian of the last imperial mausoleum, was reborn with full-level Taoism. Bad news: He was reborn as a good-for-nothing little anchor who was black on the Internet, and started with a debt of three million. I decided to live broadcast fortune telling, make money and live in peace! On the first day, I just wanted to make money. Result: I casually exposed the evidence that Lianmai netizen's husband was cheating on me. The whole network: [Grandstanding! It's just a script! The next day, I just wanted to make rent. Result: I drew a talisman in the air and killed the little devil in the house of the famous actress. The whole network: [Special effects! It must be the special effects! On the third day, I really just wanted to pay off the loan and retire! Result: The official "Special Incident Investigation Bureau" blocked my live broadcast room overnight. The person in charge came to the door in person and gave a standard military salute: "Master Su, it was detected that you triggered the dragon vein of the capital... Can you please come out and protect the Feng Shui of the nuclear reactor?" Me: "..." No, are you modern people so good at involution? ! The ancestor of metaphysics also wants 996? !