The Crooked Path to Immortality

Lin Feng, an overworked office drone from Blue Star, dies suddenly and wakes up as the lowest-ranking servant in the Tianyan Sect of the cultivation world. He has a “good-for-nothing spirit root,” everyone picks on him, and bullies even block his door to steal his steamed buns. He can't even get a decent meal!

Just as he's about to be beaten to death, a cheeky, unorthodox cultivation System suddenly binds itself to him. “Ding! Cause trouble to earn rewards. Talk back, seize resources, beat up bullies: the more outrageous, the more satisfying!”

While others cultivate by meditating and breathing in spiritual energy, he talks back, grabs treasures, and slaughters his way through the world. While others slowly nurture their spirit roots, his Chaos Devouring Spirit Body devours everything, sending his cultivation soaring like a rocket!

Greedy and sharp-tongued? That's just survival instinct! Get revenge on the spot? That's standard procedure! He's no bleeding heart and doesn't make a fuss. He protects his own to the bitter end and verbally tears into his enemies until they cry!

From a good-for-nothing in the servant quarters to an unorthodox Immortal Venerable and then the supreme ruler of the Three Realms, Lin Feng tramples villains beneath his feet, seizes resources from across the world, gathers followers, wins over a cultivation partner, and crushes bosses. He tears down the crooked path at breakneck speed, enjoying every moment!

Reader advisory: No pointless filler, no saintly protagonist, and no frustrating plotlines. The thrills come thick and fast, the laughs never stop, the villains grow more powerful with each level, and the ultimate boss appears later on. It's high-energy from start to finish, with no dragging things out!