Mistaking My Cousin for My Brother, the Chaste Imperial Uncle Coaxes Me to Call Him Big Brother Every Night

Pretend to fall into the water so my cousin will save me.

Make heart-shaped pastries and take them to his study.

But plans never keep up with changes.

The one who pulled me from the water was my icy-faced Imperial Uncle.

The one who ate the pastries was my teasing Imperial Uncle.

That same Imperial Uncle with his ever-so-knowing smile!

I was at my wit's end, so I decided to give up.

But that untouchable man pulled me into his arms and coaxed softly:

“Call me big brother one more time, and I'll give you my life.”

Me: “!!!”