Honghuang: From the Start, I Had an Egg, So I Mastered the Art of Dodging Danger

[Master: Sect Master Tongtian] [Wants to return to Blue Star] [The primordial world's job-hopping bro]

Chen Xun became an egg from the start, and learned the art of avoiding misfortune from the Six Saints of the Heavenly Dao of the future. It was almost absurd: he could tell exactly how to stay alive. So he got cocky, spending his days tagging along with the primordial world's big shots. Countless bosses died, yet he kept bouncing around, full of life.

“What counts as a top-tier immortal art? One that lets you evade calamity! As long as I can see a way to survive, nobody can kill me!”

When the Investiture of the Gods descended, Sect Master Tongtian looked at his shameless apprentice and fell into thought. This guy... could he really be the variable?

“Apprentice, if you make it through the Investiture of the Gods, I'll teach you the Heaven-Slaying Sword-Drawing Art!”

“Don't want it, don't want it!”

“How about I teach you to comprehend the laws of the sword?”

“Don't want it, don't want it~!”

“Then how about I teach you Shrinking the Earth to an Inch and the Nine-Turn Arcane Art?”

“Don't want it, don't want it~!”

Tongtian flew into a rage. “You little brat! You're driving me mad!”

Then his eyes suddenly lit up as he came up with a plan.

“What if I play matchmaker and give you that fox and Yunxiao as Dao companions?”

(｡ò ∀ ó｡)

“Awesome!”

“Hmph, just look at you. | ू•ૅω•́)ᵎᵎᵎ”