Others awaken superpowers: King of Thunder, God of Flames, and Indestructible Vajra.
I Awakened My Power: Meituan Takeaway VIP Exclusive Edition.
While my teammates were fighting bloody battles in the zombie tide, I silently opened the APP and ordered a barbecue takeout to be delivered to the battlefield. Note: Give the zombie king a spicy kick.
When the base was facing a food crisis, I took out my mobile phone: Hey, there is a Lanzhou Ramen restaurant nearby, and the boss said adding eggs would cost an extra two yuan.
When the villain BOSS drove an armored vehicle to siege the city, I ordered a deluxe family bucket. The bonus toy was a C4 bomb and the delivery person was a drone.
Everyone thinks I'm a loser.
Until one day, the top ten corpse kings in the world jointly gave me a bad review:
"The delivery was so fast, we didn't even have time to run."
"The barbecue guy chased us three streets on an electric bike. I suggest the platform strengthen rider management."
My name is Lin Xiao, an ordinary takeout rider—no, a takeout orderer.
