Others awaken powers like the Thunder Lord, the Flame War God, or an indestructible body.
I awaken the VIP Premium Edition of Meituan Food Delivery.
While my teammates are fighting for their lives against a horde of corpses, I quietly open the app and order barbecue delivered to the battlefield, with a note: Make it extra spicy for the Corpse King.
When the base faces a food shortage, I pull out my phone. “Hello, there’s still a Lanzhou noodle shop open nearby. The owner says an extra egg costs two yuan.”
When the villainous boss surrounds the city in an armored vehicle, I order a deluxe family bucket. The free toy is a C4 bomb, and it’s delivered by drone.
Everyone thinks I’m useless.
Until one day, the world’s ten greatest Corpse Kings jointly give me bad reviews:
“Your delivery was too fast. We didn’t have time to run.”
“That barbecue guy chased us for three whole streets on his electric scooter. The platform should do a better job managing its couriers.”
My name is Lin Xiao, and I’m an ordinary delivery rider. No, wait, a food delivery order placer.
