I am eight and a half years old, in the second grade of primary school.
In his previous life, he was a master of metaphysics and was chased to death by men in black robes.
When I opened my eyes, I was reborn in the arms of a crying single mother.
I have a poisonous tongue system in my mind, urging me to show off every day:
[You can lie down but not sit up, you can sleep but not study, and acting like a fool is the way to go!
Until one day——
The value of the damage exceeded one million, and the system exploded on the spot:
A black and white cow cat with different pupils!
From then on, the live broadcast room exploded.
Others rely on their ability to tell fortunes, but I rely on cats to tell fortunes.
The criminal police captain squatted in my live broadcast room: Little Master, please solve the case!
Netizens all over the Internet went crazy:
This cat is better at calculating than its owner!
Mom was bullied?
Let me do the math: Scumbags will go bankrupt, and evil people will overturn their fortunes.
The man in black robe came to your door?
Cow Cat Fried Hair: You dare to touch my shit?
Later, Maomao ran out of energy and turned into a white-haired boy.
Touch my head gently:
"Idiot, I'll protect you this time."
I hugged the cat and looked at my mother who turned into a female CEO.
Smiling sweetly:
Metaphysics? Solve the case? A hit?
Sorry, I just want to show off my cat and protect my mother.
