Don't Scare the Ghosts to Tears

There’s a legend in the Anomaly Response Department:

Never go on a mission with Team Seven.

Not because the ghosts are too fierce, but because the team is even more outrageous than they are.

The captain stays cool for less than three seconds, the spirit investigator’s mouth is colder than a ghost, the technician panics until his voice cracks, the burly support guy moonlights as their babysitter, and their black wolfhound ranks eating first and scaring ghosts second.

One day, they received a Class A death order:

Deep in the mountains, an old bunker sealed for sixty years, Shelter 734, had revealed an ancient haunted village. The ghost gong rang through the night, red-clad spirits demanded lives, and the lost souls inside stood ready for battle.

But the moment the doors opened, this noisy little team left every evil spirit in the place completely dumbfounded.

Others suppress evil with magical power. They shout so loudly they shake the haunted village to its foundations.

Ghosts: Are you here to suppress us, or to wreck the place?

Team Seven’s rule:

If you don’t scare the ghosts to tears, the mission isn’t complete.