[Sign-In System + Multiple Heroines + Lie-Flat Leveling]
[Pure wish fulfillment, no angst, nonstop thrills. Break through just by sleeping, and every sign-in comes with a huge bonus!]
Li Pingan, the most useless of the Qian Dynasty’s nine princes, was banished to a desolate frontier. All he had were an elderly eunuch and three guards.
Everyone thought he was finished, but no one knew the truth.
He had awakened the Eternal Sign-In System!
Signing in at a ruined temple earned him the Ancient Sword Sutra. The elderly eunuch shared the reward and broke through to the Innate Realm, then slew an attacking Grandmaster with a single sword strike!
Signing in at the stables earned him Heaven-Slaying Sword Intent. The stable hand cleaved a hundred-meter cliff with one swing of his axe and became known as the “Woodcutter Sword Saint”!
Signing in at the latrine earned him a fragment of the Chaos Physique. The guard dog awakened the bloodline of the Three-Headed Hound of Hell and swallowed the enemy kingdom’s Imperial Preceptor whole!
The Holy Maiden of Yaochi became his handmaiden, the Demon Sect’s Empress volunteered to be his bedwarmer, and the Sword Dao’s celestial maiden asked only for his guidance with a sword.
Li Pingan rolled over on his cold jade bed. “I just want to get some sleep. Why do you all insist on making me invincible?”
And so, the most outrageous divine dynasty in history was born.
Its Grand Marshal was a stable hand, its chief imperial physician was a cook, its Director of the Eastern Depot was a sweeper, and their master was a lazybones who only wanted an afternoon nap!
When the Immortal Realm descended and a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals clamored to destroy the world,
Li Pingan yawned and raised one finger. “Dahuang, stop eating. Leave one alive to spread the word.”
The next instant, heaven and earth fell silent.
