Thirty-Six Paths, We Are All Peaks

My name is Shen Jingzhe, and I have traveled through time for sixteen years. In his previous life, he died suddenly while working overtime. In this life, he just wants to work as a sweeper in the Sword Sect and live a low-key life. But there's an old thing living inside me. He said that he had been hungry for a million years, that he wanted to eat people, and that the ancestors of the Thirty-six Dao were all his dogs. I told him to shut up, and he did. Sixteen years of silence. I thought it was okay. Until that day, Xie Guhong, the leader of Kendo, came to the outer gate in person and stared at me for a long time. Then a prophecy came out from the hexagram: "If this child succeeds, all thirty-six paths will be his food." The Gu Dao leader said: "He is mine." The leader of the Dao of Swordsman said: "Let me try with a knife." The ghost leader said: "I have been waiting for him for a long time." Thirty-six people standing in the sky, thirty-six of them want to kill me. But the old thing inside me smiled. "Whelp," he said, "let them come." I've been hungry for a million years and I can finally eat.