I transmigrated into an angst novel, where a scumbag was making me kneel in the pouring rain from the start, while a white lotus collapsed and pretended to faint?
I opened the [Short Drama Commentary System] without missing a beat. Its demonic AI voice rang out across the scene:
"Take a good look. This useless man throwing a tantrum is called Dazhuang, while the green tea on the ground was still holding back laughter just a second ago..."
The white lotus jolted upright from her deathbed, and the scumbag stared in shock as if struck by lightning.
I casually hit [3x Fast-Forward] and added some hilarious BGM. I watched the scumbag flail around like a monkey at triple speed, happily collecting the bullet-comment tips to buy roast chicken.
Everyone else transmigrates into a book and follows the plot. I turned a melodramatic angst novel into a hilarious commentary show!
That is, until the most unhinged villain in the entire book cornered me. Not only could he understand my System, he also dropped a top-tier bullet comment:
[Top Supporter tips the streamer 100,000 gold and demands an immediate dual cultivation session. No fast-forwarding!]
Me: ??? Sir, this is a respectable channel. I don't take custom requests!
