[Inner thoughts exposed + Gossip System + beloved by the entire court]
On her first day as a fake heiress, Wen Miaomiao faces the threat of being thrown out of the house.
The good news: she’s bound to a Gossip System, so no one’s secrets can escape her ears.
The bad news: her entire family can hear her thoughts, and she has no idea.
And so
Her cold father secretly starts protecting her.
Her sharp-tongued older brother becomes a doting sister-con.
Her gentle mother hugs her and cries, “My poor child.”
Wen Miaomiao: ??? Why is this family acting so weird?
She thought it would be nice enough to sit around gossiping in the women’s quarters. But during the Mid-Autumn Palace Banquet, she hears an assassin’s thoughts, panics, and dives under a table, sticking her rear right in the emperor’s face.
The emperor: I can hear your thoughts.
Wen Miaomiao: ...
The emperor: Historiographer, report for court tomorrow.
Wen Miaomiao: Start work at five in the morning? Can I quit?
From then on, the court becomes a gossip session
A corrupt official is about to speak when Wen Miaomiao thinks: He embezzled three million taels!
A general is about to claim credit when Wen Miaomiao thinks: He lost the battle and lied about his military achievements!
The entire court falls silent: Please stop thinking!
As she gossips, she topples powerful ministers.
As she gossips, she puts down rebellions.
As she gossips, she becomes the highest-ranked Lady Who Pacifies the Nation.
The Sixth Prince, who can hear her thoughts, confesses his love: “Marry me.”
Wen Miaomiao thinks: Become empress? That sounds exhausting. I quit.
The Sixth Prince: ...I’ll wait for you.
Years later, people across the land are still saying:
That girl who loved gossip became a legend of the dynasty.
She only smiles faintly and says,
“Next up, gossip about the whole world.”
I don't know how to put it, but I feel that the melon-eating system is just a decoration. The heroine has to test herself to guess, and everyone can hear the heroine's voice. .