Carrying My Mother's Memorial Tablet, My Breasts Exploded and Ruined My Father's Wedding

(The introduction is weak, please read the text, the whole process is high-energy and hilarious, no money is required if you are unhappy!) [Metaphysics + cute baby + group pet + crematorium for all members + crazy literature] The scumbag dad spends tens of millions on a wedding and broadcasts it live to the whole city? Three-and-a-half-year-old Gu Nuonuo carried a mahogany sword on her back, dragged her mother's memorial tablet, and kicked open the door of the banquet hall: "Dad, I'm bringing mom to see you die!" With a "Character of Truth", Green Tea's stepmother uncontrollably blew herself up on the spot: "Actually, not only am I a third party, I also have plastic surgery and evade taxes!" With a "bad luck charm", the scumbag dad choked his teeth after drinking water, fell into a hole while walking, and his pants collapsed to reveal his red underwear. The popularity of the live broadcast room exploded! The scumbag father became angry: "Where did you come from, you bastard, throw it out!" The next second, seven helicopters descended from the sky, and seven top villain uncles protected their shortcomings with domineering force! The richest man's uncle directly purchased the company: "You can get out, now the surname here is Shen." The top second uncle shouted to the entire Internet: "Who dares to bully my little ancestor?" The fourth uncle of the God of War was carrying a rocket launcher: "I heard that someone wants to spar with me?" There are also the third uncle who is the leader of Xuanmen, the fifth uncle who is a poison doctor, and the sixth uncle who is a top hacker... Isn't this enough? Gu Nuonuo took out the underworld establishment certificate with her backhand! Black and white impermanence is the bodyguard, the thousand-year-old ghost is the younger brother, catching ghosts is like catching strong men, and drawing talismans is like printing money. Gu Nuonuo tilted her head and drank from the bottle, stepping on her father's face: "Don't mess with me, there are people (and ghosts) above me!"