I, Chen Nian, transmigrated.
The System said I could live forever and that conquering the world was just around the corner.
I looked down at my frail frame, then at the green mountains and clear waters around me.
Hmm, nice scenery. I think I’ll lie around for three hundred years first.
While the outside world was torn apart by war, I sunbathed on the mountaintop. When spiritual qi revival brought all races into conflict, I brewed peach-blossom wine by the pond. While the demonic cult and righteous sects fought to the death, I counted ants beneath a tree.
The System was frantic: “Host, could you try having some ambition?”
I yawned. “Ambition? My ambition is to be left alone.”
Unfortunately, things didn’t go as I wished.
I picked up an abandoned baby and named her Xue’er. As I raised her, she wrapped her arms around my neck and said, “Chen Nian, I like you.”
I picked up a white rabbit and named her Xiao Wu. As I raised her, she turned into a human, crawled into my arms with red eyes, and even kicked a shoe print onto me.
Then there was the old tree called Changqing. One night, it turned into a silly green-haired girl who lay barefoot on my bed, looking innocent. “Master, I smell lovely. I bet it’s nice to sniff me.”
Me: ???
System: “Host, do something about them!”
Me: “...I can’t.”
Then one day, a beam of golden light crashed onto the mountaintop.
A little girl with golden hair landed in front of me, flapping the little white wings on her back. She folded her arms. “Hey, this Heavenly Dao needs your help.”
I glanced at her. “Who are you?”
Her face flushed, but she still raised her chin haughtily. “I’m the incarnation of this world’s Heavenly Dao. Call me Lady Tianxin!”
I looked down at the pink shoe print on my chest, then back at the group of girls behind me, all glaring at her
Not bad. Fine