The System Tells Me to Lie Flat, and the Heavenly Dao Works for Me

I transmigrate into the body of a good-for-nothing, only to be hit with the strongest Connections System!

Cultivate?

Not even a dog would bother!

My only daily task is collecting rent!

“Short on cultivation techniques?”

“Don't worry. A former demonic overlord rushed over in the middle of the night with secret techniques, just to beg me for a few more days!”

“No divine weapon?”

“Just wait. An ancient demon emperor has already pulled out its own dragon tendon to make me a whip, all to repay the debt of saving its life!”

The Heavenly Dao is my backer, and the big shots of the myriad worlds are my hired hands.

I was planning to lie flat for the rest of my life, until the lovesick empress who'd chased me to the ends of the earth showed up. That's when I realized... the person who owed me the most was actually her?!