All the People Pray to God: I Offer Sacrifices to the Sanqing Taoist Ancestors with My Backhand!

Traveling through the era of universal worship of gods, Western (Buddhist) gods have become the world's top celebrities because they are good at marketing and have a monopoly on incense. The world only knows that Tathagata and Avalokitesvara save all living beings, but they don't know that the Three Pure Ones and Four Imperial Guards of the Eastern Taoism are the orthodoxy of heaven and earth! Faced with the ridicule of the Buddhist believers, Su Ming looked at the statue of the Tongtian leader that was thrown away as a "waste wood carving" in the corner, lit three sticks of incense with his backhand, and recited the Supreme Edict! "Su Ming, I respectfully invite the Supreme Purity Lingbao Heavenly Lord to come to you!" At that moment, the purple energy came thirty thousand miles from the east, and the four swords of Zhu Xian hung at the gate of heaven! Sanqing, who originally gathered people to play mahjong in the thirty-third heaven because no one was worshiping him, sat up in shock while dying of illness! Leader Tongtian: "Which little brat disturbed my sleep... What? The only single seedling? That is my closed disciple! Whoever dares to touch him, I will cut him into three flowers!" From then on, when others knelt down and begged the Buddha for alms, the entire Taoist heavenly group stood behind Su Ming. Tongtian: "Disciple, if this Tathagata disobeys me, I will ask your uncle to hit him with the Heavenly Seal!"