On the first day after transmigrating, Xia Chan accidentally crushed the number-one Immortal Venerable of the Nine Provinces while he was undergoing tribulation.
Yes, crushed him to death.
A modern office worker died from overwork, transmigrated to the cultivation world, and fell from the sky onto an Immortal Venerable, killing him.
Following the principle of “kill and run,” she fled the scene as fast as she could.
Then she heard that the Five Elements Sword Sect was recruiting...
A stable government job! Health insurance and a pension! Room and board included!
She was determined to get that position!
The spirit-testing stone exploded. Three times.
The five great elders took turns peering into her spiritual potential. Every one of them failed.
During the entrance trial, the others cleared the challenges while she went shopping.
At the fire trial, she bathed in lava and made off with the mountain-guarding firestone; at the wood trial, she roasted sweet potatoes and took a thousand-year-old spirit flower; at the water trial, she sang “The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style” and took the living spirit essence; at the metal trial, she chatted with an ancient sword, and it voluntarily burrowed into her sea of consciousness; at the earth trial, she hadn’t even done anything before it jumped into Xia Chan’s dantian by itself.
The five great elders: “You little menace!!!”
The five treasures that guarded the mountain acknowledged her as their master, and all five elemental seals collapsed.
They decided to make Xia Chan the living core of the formation.
Fine. As long as you pay extra.
Later, she went to cultivate in an icy secret realm and accidentally exposed its true nature. A group of disciples mistook her for an “Old Ancestor.”
They all knelt in perfect formation: “We pay our respects to the Old Ancestor!”
Xia Chan: “???”
Eat and drink well every day, flirt with the handsome men from every peak, and swindle a few spirit stones on the side...
What a delightful life.
Cultivating immortality is pretty easy, isn’t it?
While everyone else cultivates, I use cheats. Got a problem with that?
Come and fight me!
