I, Cheng Huayu, the general of Zhenxi, defeated the Xixia army three times, but was blinded by a poisonous arrow.
The court praised me for my unparalleled loyalty and bravery, but secretly they were planning to kick me out of the military camp.
It is said that there is a Celestial Eye tree in the land of ten thousand monsters in the far west. It blooms every ten years and produces eyes that can make people see again.
I took my deputy Yao Chong to find Taoist Zhang who could help us.
Taoist Zhang pulled out two lace headbands: "Only this can cover your human aura and disguise yourself as a wood spirit tribe."
I looked at the pink and tender lace and fell into deep thought.
Yao Chong was furious: "Let us two big men pretend to be banshees? Or is it lace?!"
I held down the furious deputy general, gritted my teeth and asked, "... Isn't there any other color?"
At this time, in the country of Ten Thousand Demons, the Willow Tree Demon who is about to obtain the Third Eye is lovingly confessing to the Peach Blossom Demon:
"When I have eyes, I will be the first to see you clearly."
He didn't know that two "women's clothing bosses" were coming all the way to grab his attention.
Reader comments
It's nice to watch, the plot is tight, and it's also very funny.
It's nice to watch, the plot is tight, and it's also very funny.