Psychic: Living Off a Woman While Bai Suzhen Forces Medicine Down My Throat

[Spirit Pendulum spin-off + System + wish fulfillment + living off women while keeping his pride + lovesick characters + yandere + supernatural + zombies + cultivation + tribulations] The legendary masters of romance throughout the ages all said: The secret to living off a woman is to stand your ground! Never let a good woman get away, and never miss out on a bad one! Shao Yang opens his eyes to find himself bound hand and foot to a bed. The conservative woman before him forces him to consummate their marriage to secure his promise! Only afterward does he learn that she is Bai Suzhen, a thousand-year-old snake demon, and that the world Shao Yang has transmigrated to is the world of Soul Ferry! Well, the outside world is too dangerous. Until he gets stronger, he will have to rely on his tried-and-true skill: living off women! But there is an art to living off women, too! Bai Suzhen: "I don't care if you're from Kunlun, the Underworld, Heaven, the Demon Court, or the Buddhist realm! Shao Yang is my man. Anyone who lays a hand on him is asking for trouble!" Back home: "Yang, how do you like the way I tied you up today? Is it comfortable?" Shao Yang: "Are you looking down on me? From now on, I'm the one who decides how you tie me up!" Chacha: "Why did you poison me?" Shao Yang: "When did I poison you?" Chacha: "Love is the greatest poison in this world!" Shao Yang: "No, wait... why don't you get dressed first?" Feicui: "I'm a pharmacist. My medicine is only for you!" Zhao Li: "Seriously, this kid is even more shameless than me. Why are all these women so crazy about him?" Ya: "What, are you jealous?" Xia Dongqing: "Well, no normal person could put up with being tormented by them every day, right?" Zhao Li: "True..."