Some people say that I am a soft-hearted person, which makes me laugh.
Eating soft food? You don't understand at all.
If you win the lottery, you still have to worry about how to spend it, for fear of being remembered.
It's different if you eat soft rice. You only have to worry about what to do if your wife loves you too much.
My name is Lin Anyi, a philosopher who regards eating soft food as a lifelong career.
My boss and wife is a female CEO worth hundreds of billions.
My daily routine is to study how to use a hundred different postures to eat this bowl of rice in an elegant yet tough manner.
Until one day, my vest accidentally fell off.
The whole world went crazy and asked who I really was.
I looked at her sleeping beside me and smiled faintly:
"It doesn't matter who I am, what's important is that this bowl of rice tastes so good."
