[Invincible Flow + Dihua Funny + Senior Sister Group Favorite + Physics + Qingqing Brain Circuit]
After staying in Kunlun Mountain Mental Hospital (crossed out, holy place) for ten years, Li Changsheng was driven down the mountain by his master, with only seven marriage letters and a torn-up "Criminal Law" in his hand.
The master lied to him and said: "There are all gods under the mountain. The golden elixir is not as good as a dog. The transformed gods are everywhere on the ground. You are a little loser in the Qi refining period. When you go down the mountain, you must keep a low profile and be reasonable when things happen!"
Li Changsheng believed it.
Therefore, in order to survive in the "dangerous" city, he decided to become a civil servant and seek asylum from the country.
Facing the humiliation of breaking off an engagement with a wealthy family:
Li Changsheng: "I can cancel the engagement. According to the Civil Code, please return my engagement token and pay 300 yuan for travel expenses. If you refuse to do so, you will have to file a credit report."
Facing the pursuit of a martial arts master:
Li Changsheng slapped the Grandmaster into the wall with his backhand: "Justifiable defense! Everyone testifies that he was the one who made the first move! I was just reacting to stress!"
Facing the provocation from the Eastern Sword Master:
Li Changsheng pinched off the famous knife with two fingers: "Bringing a controlled knife into a public place is suspected of endangering public safety. The tools for committing the crime will be confiscated and fined 500!"
Until one day, seven stunning senior sisters came together.
Female War Goddess Senior Sister: "Who dares to bully my junior brother? Mobilize an army of 100,000 to defeat him!"
The richest man's second senior sister: "Junior brother, is this building also an illegal building? Then I bought it and demolished it for you to play with!"
The Third Senior Sister of the Killer: "I'm too tired from practicing law, junior brother, why don't we just... Transcend physically?"
Looking at the trembling gods from all over the world kneeling on the ground, Li Changsheng pushed up his glasses with an innocent look on his face:
"Don't be afraid, I'm really just a concerned citizen."
