I Came Down the Mountain to Break Off My Engagement, Then Landed a Government Job

【Invincible protagonist + hilarious misunderstandings + adored by her senior sisters + teaching the law through force + an unconventional way of thinking】 After spending ten years at the Kunlun Mountain Psychiatric Hospital (crossed out: sacred grounds), Li Changsheng is kicked down the mountain by his master with nothing but seven marriage contracts and a thoroughly battered copy of the Criminal Law. His master tells him, “The mountains below are full of immortals. Golden Core cultivators are as common as dogs, and Nascent Soul cultivators are everywhere. You're just a little Qi Refining good-for-nothing, so keep a low profile when you go down the mountain. And always be reasonable!” Li Changsheng believes him. So, to survive in the “dangerous” city, he decides to take the civil service exam and seek the protection of the state. When a wealthy family humiliates him by breaking off an engagement: Li Changsheng: “You can break off the engagement, but under the Civil Code, you have to return the betrothal token I gave you and reimburse me three hundred yuan for travel expenses. If you refuse to comply, it'll affect your credit record.” When a martial arts grandmaster comes after him: Li Changsheng slaps the grandmaster into a wall. “Self-defense! Everyone saw it. He attacked first! I was just acting on instinct!” When a Japanese Sword Saint provokes him: Li Changsheng snaps a famous blade between two fingers. “Bringing a restricted weapon into a public place endangers public safety. I'm confiscating the weapon and fining you five hundred yuan!” Then one day, his seven breathtaking senior sisters arrive together. First senior sister, the goddess of war: “Who dares bully my junior brother? I'll send a hundred thousand troops to flatten them!” Second senior sister, the richest woman in the country: “Junior brother, is this building in violation of regulations too? Then I'll buy it and tear it down for you!” Third senior sister, the assassin: “Teaching the law is exhausting. Junior brother, how about we just... send them to the afterlife the physical way?” Watching the gods of the world kneel and tremble, Li Changsheng pushes up his glasses and looks completely innocent. “Don't be scared. I'm really just a concerned citizen.”