I Was Caught Working Part-Time During the Holidays and Asked Me If the AK Is Useful?

[Full network live broadcast + full-level boss + hard-core part-time job + hilarious contrast + urban imagination] "In the Mood for Love", a large-scale documentary live broadcast produced by CCTV, enters university campuses and aims to discover inspirational stories of poor college students. Reporter Shao Hua targeted Ding Bai, an "extremely poor student": he ate instant noodles, carried a big kettle, and worked hard to "dig holes" during the winter vacation for a tuition fee of 6,000 yuan. The entire audience was moved to tears: What a sensible and hard-working child! However, the next second, dozens of police cars roared over, and special police armored vehicles surrounded the teaching building! The entire internet is confused: How about arresting a college student and deploying military-level firepower? With the exposure of top-secret files, the world view is shattered: On National Day in his freshman year, he single-handedly defeated the Golden Triangle, KD's record was 232/0! During the summer vacation of my sophomore year, I ranked ninth on the darknet bounty list, codenamed "White Ghost"! During the winter vacation of my junior year, because I failed to ask for my salary, I blew up the sacred toilet of the island country Yasukuni and drowned the far-right congressman! The reporter trembled: "You call this digging a hole at a construction site?" Ding Bai had an innocent look on his face: "If I'm in charge of killing and burying, why doesn't it count as digging a hole? Besides, they're in arrears with wages. I'm just defending my rights reasonably." It turns out that Ding Bai was bound to the "ordinary life system" and had to use his vacation to go "part-time" abroad in order to earn expensive skills upgrade fees. While others were still worrying about passing exams, he was teaching warlords in Syria; While others are still in love, he refuses to use AK47 because he dislikes the difficulty of washing blood. Let's see how Ding Bai, a "poor student", performs the most hard-core "work-study" in this Mood for Love!