Lin Xuan is an ordinary sect disciple who just wants to coast through life, keep a low profile, and avoid trouble. His greatest wish is to stay out of trouble, skip cultivation, avoid attention, and quietly make it to the day he can leave the mountain.
But fate refuses to follow the script...
He kicks the mountain and opens a vast canyon that splits the sky, and the whole sect declares it a sacred site.
Starving and light-headed, he casually chips off a piece of rock wall to chew, and the entire back mountain erupts with ten-thousand-year-old immortal herbs.
Irritated by the noise, he sneezes on reflex and blows the top patriarchs from across the continent thousands of miles away.
He casually grumbles, "Let me lie down for a while," and his words become the "lie-flat Great Dao" that drives cultivators across the continent wild. Just lying down is enough to break through and become immortal!
From then on...
The Qingyun Sect worships him as the true creator god.
Sects across the continent compete to offer him their foundations and gifted disciples.
Hundreds of children with sacred and Daoist constitutions crowd his gate, shouting, "Master!"
Shrines cover the mountain, biographies fill thousands of books, and incense smoke rises everywhere. They force him into the role of the "Lie-Flat Dao Ancestor."
Lin Xuan cries out in despair:
I was really just hungry!
My nose really was just itchy!
I'm really not some reclusive master!
But everyone wildly misinterprets him:
He's keeping a low profile! He's playing the pig to eat the tiger! He's enlightening all living beings! He's creating the world!
A laid-back protagonist is forced to become invincible, with nonstop absurd comedy, no angst and no frustration. The more you read, the more hooked you'll be!
The whole person is cracked, AI