After transmigrating to a cultivation world, Su Bai only wanted to be a lazy bum.
But then the System bound itself to him, and everything changed: the more he lies flat, the stronger he gets.
Sleeping boosts his cultivation. Fishing reels in ancient divine swords. His offhand nonsense is hailed as the true words of the Heavenly Dao. One yawn... wipes out a hundred thousand demon troops.
From then on, he became the sect's founding ancestor, the Immortal Venerable of the mortal world, and the God of War of the Immortal Realm.
But I'm really tired. I just want to find a quiet bed.
Then the Heavenly Dao sent me a "violation warning," and the gods and demons of all the heavens joined forces to report me for disrupting the balance.
I was furious.
If they wouldn't let me lie down, I'd make the rules myself.
So I created the first universe: no rat race, mandatory vacations, hard work gets you struck by lightning, and lying flat and daydreaming earns you blessings.
The old alliance of gods and demons marched to my doorstep and demanded an explanation.
I sighed, turned their leader into a potted plant, and used him as a doorstep ornament.
A mysterious invitation floated down:
[Creator's Club: You are cordially invited to join.]
"..."
So, after a lifetime of being forced to lie flat, am I destined to become... a security guard for all the worlds?
(Also known as: "How I Became Invincible by Getting Lazier," "My System Forced Me to Become the God of Creation," and "The Entire Universe Is Waiting for Me to Yawn.")
