“Ding! High-frequency emotional fluctuations detected in Sinnoh Champion Cynthia.”
Ling Yan: “Miss Cynthia, your dopamine levels are elevated. I recommend taking a deep breath.”
Cynthia, gritting her teeth: “Ling Yan, you really are a hopeless block of wood!”
As the only man who can see through the “truth,” Ling Yan is faced with a scientific dilemma:
Rescue the dying Garchomp (complete)
Reject Cynthia’s invitation to move in together (failed, her heart was beating too fast and he was afraid she’d go into cardiac arrest)
Analyze Team Galactic’s ultimate plan (in progress)
When the aloof Champion turns into a clingy girlfriend, Ling Yan adjusts his glasses:
“The data indicates that what you’re doing now is called ‘chasing me.’ It isn’t scientific, but... I can accept it.”
Is there only one champion who bites the land shark? What kind of trash fish can be restrained by a frequency jamming device? Is this still a Pokémon?