Dad, Please Stop Flirting! She’s My Goddess!

[Urban tycoon + father-son contrast + suit-wearing badass + lighthearted thrills]

“Ding! The ‘Mediocre Middle-Aged Office Drone’ role-playing mission has ended.”

At middle age, Lin Chen had finally made it to the day the System settled his rewards. On the day of his divorce, as the countdown hit zero, he shed his pathetic facade, unlocked the god-tier “Suit-Wearing Badass” character card, and returned to the peak of his looks at twenty!

The moment he stepped outside, he saw his biological son crouched by the roadside eating instant noodles, clutching a gift bought with two months’ worth of living expenses and getting ready to play the lovesick simp.

Without a word, Lin Chen marched over and kicked the bucket of noodles over.

“Son, stand up straight! I’ve spent half my life acting. Today, I’m teaching you your first lesson: a man of the Lin family can love deeply, but he must never make himself cheap!”

Later, Lin Xiaofan’s whole worldview came crashing down.

“Dad, she’s the aloof campus beauty I’ve had a crush on for three years. She’s never even looked at a guy!”

Lin Chen drove his Lamborghini one-handed and glanced at the passenger seat. “Oh? You mean the one who was just crying and begging to come waltzing with me?”

“Dad! She’s the infamous demon instructor in our department. Everyone trembles when they see her!”

Lin Chen unfastened his suit cufflink, completely nonchalant. “Is that so? Last night, she was at my place asking if that silk nightgown looked good on her.”

“Dad… She’s a CEO worth tens of billions. She’s my idol!”

Lin Chen pointed to the villa next door, worth hundreds of millions. “Mm. She bought it just so she could mooch meals off me.”