I Became the White Moonlight in the Fairy World by Showing Off.

[Anti-Involution/Chasing Wife Crematorium/Shadow Sculpture Cool Articles/All Comedians/Casual Pastoral Articles] Once he traveled through time, Su Wanwan was bound to a strange system: the more he messed up, the higher his cultivation level would be, and he would gain merit by practicing hard. She lay flat on the spot. Three years later, at the third level of Qi training, the sect ranked last and was sent to guard the deserted medicinal garden. Su Wanwan looked at the three acres of land, a dilapidated hut, and a small pond, and was happy - isn't this the retirement life? That night I caught a carp that could curse. Carp: "How outrageous! I am a descendant of the ancient dragon clan!" Su Wanwan: "Can it be braised in brown sauce?" Carp was silent for three seconds: "... Can it be steamed? My meat is very tender." The next day I picked up a beautiful woman with amnesia at the door. The beauty's white clothes are stained with blood, and she is as handsome as an immortal. Su Wanwan kicked: "Are you dead?" Gu Changyuan: "... I still have one breath." "Can you cook?" "... Will?" That night, the kitchen exploded. Su Wanwan looked at the black smoke rising into the sky: "... You'd better chop wood." The days went by like this. She raised fish and he chopped wood. She slept and he farmed. She was eating hot pot, and he was standing in the rain thinking about life. Later, the whole sect discovered that something was wrong—— The "weeds" she watered were Breitling plants. All the fish she caught were monster kings in disguise. While she was sleeping, her cultivation level rose by itself. In the sect competition, she was forced to play and "accidentally" won the championship while yawning. The whole place was dead silent.