The Three-Year-Old Metaphysics Prodigy: Millionaire Daddy, Stand Aside

[Metaphysical livestreaming, doting family raising a child, gossip System, entertainment industry and wealthy-family face-slapping, secret identities, feel-good power fantasy]

When other ancestral matriarchs are reborn, they’re decisive killers focused on revenge.

When Jiang Niannian is reborn, all she wants is to be a three-and-a-half-year-old gossip enthusiast.

#Have you had your gossip today? #

Her fake heiress of a sister is a sweet little white lotus? No rush. First, I’ll livestream how she complains about being broke while shopping for luxury goods.

The Crown Prince brother looks so filial? Wait, let me see the floating comments above his head: [When will Father Emperor kick the bucket? Urgent, waiting online.]

I just want to quietly enjoy the gossip, but the villains keep trying to deliver themselves into my hands.

So Jiang Niannian is forced to get to work and opens a livestream channel for the whole city. Today’s stream is “The Chancellor’s Cross-Dressing Show”; tomorrow’s is “The Empress Dowager’s Secret Love Affairs.” Every show is packed, and the shock-value points pour in!

Her billionaire father, Jiang Lin: “Who says my daughter is a demon? She’s clearly my little goddess of fortune! Sweetheart, this gossip field isn’t big enough? I’ll buy the whole capital and make it your private livestream studio!”

Until she storms into the imperial academy with a baby bottle in hand and faces the traitor who stole her bones: “Hey, quick question. Are you getting used to my divine bones? Remember to return them when you’re done. Five-star review, please!”