You Said You'd Just Experience Life, So How Did You Become the Nation's Husband?

Lin Xiaobei, a loser, accidentally gets bound to the "Comeback Experience System." As long as he completes socially mortifying tasks, he can gain superpowers. On the first day, he is forced to bark like a dog in front of the school beauty. In return, he gets mind reading, only to discover that every girl at school is imagining marrying him. On the second day, he sprints around the track in SpongeBob underwear and unlocks invisibility, but then witnesses the school bully being reduced to tears by the head teacher. On the third day, he uses the System's reward of "a tiny bit of money" to buy milk tea for the whole school. A paparazzo catches him, and he trends online: "Mysterious Young Tycoon Secretly Tries Life as an Ordinary Person?" Now he looks at the System's new task, "Confess to the school beauty on livestream and get rejected," then glances at the ten billion yuan the System just deposited into his bank account. He falls into deep thought: How the hell is he supposed to lose now?