My name is Yun San, a handyman in the Shangqing Sect, and I have been carrying water and growing vegetables for sixty years.
On the day I came down the mountain, I only took away a tattered book and a hoe. I thought: I can just accept a few apprentices and make a living.
Result——
The eldest disciple was a poor scholar whom he picked up. One day his enemies came to visit him and he split half of the mountain with a sword.
The second apprentice is a vicious woman who everyone calls for beating, and no grass grows on the land she touches. Three years later, she planted the first Nine-turn Poison Heart Lotus in the spiritual world.
The third apprentice is a stone spirit in the mine. He cannot speak, but he can listen to the heartbeat of the earth. The current foundation of Guiyun Mountain was built by him with stones.
The fourth disciple is a girl who is used as an alchemy furnace, with the true fire of the sun sealed in her body. The sweet potatoes she roasted were charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and the whole world of immortality was greedy.
The fifth apprentice is even more outrageous - a programmer who came from time-to-time and has no spiritual roots, but she said that our mountain protection formation can be "optimized".
Now the entire world of immortality is asking: Why did that handyman teach these monsters?
I thought about it and pointed at the genius who was planting vegetables, the girl who was boiling poison, the child who listened to the stone, the girl who was roasting sweet potatoes, and the time traveler who was writing code——
"They are my way."
[The daily life of growing vegetables and cultivating immortals, taking in disciples and raising a family, from a handyman to a master, begins with this group of "problem children".
