The Scummy System and My Seven Exes: I Cultivate Immortality by Living Off Others

About how I had so many exes thanks to my System that I was forced to live off others in the cultivation world; About how I was living off others, only to be forcibly bound to the strongest workaholic of all; About how after we were bound, a baby and a System came as part of the package. Thanks for asking. I’m in the cultivation world, and my family situation (and System situation) is a little complicated ╮(╯▽╰)╭! I transmigrated into the cultivation world as an undocumented nobody, and my System turned out to be a player. To stay alive, I was forced to watch it navigate its love triangle from hell: divine pills, resources, secret-realm keys… Its exes piled gifts on it until they formed a mountain. Then one of its exes went so far as to bring the cultivation world’s number-one workaholic straight to me. The workaholic summoned his natal sword with a cold expression. “Dual cultivation, or die.” Me: “…Let’s cultivate!” From then on, everything went completely off the rails Other people cultivated through arduous training; Mu Qiu cultivated thanks to his System’s exes showering him with gifts. Other people’s cultivation partners were tender and affectionate; his partner was a “cultivation KPI assessment.” The System world’s “ex trope” was actually all one person playing multiple roles. The Master God grabbed 666 by the ear with a cold expression. “I split into seven avatars to help you, and you cheated on every one of me?” Mu Qiu’s famous line: “Honey, can I borrow your sword qi to peel an apple?” Their little one inherited the best of both parents: a drama queen who conned spirit fruit out of people by day and a cultivation workaholic by night. In a nutshell: After being bound to a player System, I coasted to victory in the cultivation world thanks to its ex-boyfriends, and even managed to win the hardest-to-reach beauty on the mountaintop.