Siheyuan: I Watch the Beasts Put on a Show, Snack on Melon Seeds, and Stoke the Flames

Gossip is a basic human need, regardless of gender, age, profession, or species.

Gossip is the practical study of animal behavior. From melon patches to the fields of thought, we observe human nature through stories and read the times through the top comments.

After you transmigrate into the courtyard, the only way to beat magic is with magic. When dealing with beasts, you have to be an even bigger beast.

When dealing with invaders, you have to speak to them in a language they understand. That's how you stop war with war and violence with force, winning peace and respect through victory.

Disclaimer: This book is entirely fictional and takes place in a parallel world. Any resemblance to real people or events is pure coincidence. Please don't assume this is about you, please don't assume this is about you, please don't assume this is about you. This overworked writer accepts no responsibility.

Important notice: This book contains many pranks. Readers who dislike practical jokes, pranks, or fighting violence with violence should leave now.

A kind word warms you through three winter months; a cruel word chills you even in summer.

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