My name is Chen Fan, a corporate drone doing backbreaking work in a big city.
I was planning to go home for a peaceful New Year, but it turned out to be the start of my “tribulation.”
The moment I got off the bus, my aunts and uncles swarmed me:
“Chen Fan, you're 28 and still unmarried? I'll introduce you to a lovely girl!”
“Your cousin's kid is already old enough to run errands. You'd better get a move on!”
Just as I was about to drop to my knees in surrender, a chime rang in my head: the God-Tier Comeback System had awakened!
[Detected that the Host is being pressured into marriage. Activating God-Tier Options]
[Option A (Self-Destruct Mode)]: “Auntie, if the girl you know is so great, why not save her for your son?”
[Option B (Sarcastic Mode)]: “Your cousin's kid is old enough to run errands? Great, you can save money on a bottle of vinegar this New Year.”
[Option C (Take Out a Thousand, Lose Eight Hundred)]: “It's not that I haven't looked. I'm waiting for you to get divorced, Auntie.”
The next second, my mouth moved without my permission, and I picked Self-Destruct Mode on the spot!
From then on, my life went completely off the rails!
Blind date: “You don't have a house or a car. What can you offer me?”
Me: “I can offer you the advantage of being ten years younger. I'll outlive you!”
Outrageous relative: “If you don't get married and have children, who's going to look after you when you're old?”
Me: “Since your child is so filial, could you ask them to help me up first?”
I thought I was destined to spend my life at war with the whole world, until I met her: an overbearing CEO worth hundreds of billions, and only 27 years old!
She admired my talent for talking back to everyone and everything, and believed that if I partnered with her, I could take on the whole world!
I swallowed hard.
With her and the System backing me, I climbed to the pinnacle of life, going from a god of comebacks to a god of martial arts.
Alas, it's hard to explain in one sentence. What this puppet is doing... He doesn't understand anything. He only thinks abstractly. The system controls the male protagonist without spending a penny. Arrange a female protagonist who is not the female protagonist to indirectly control the male protagonist.