I'm Not Petting Cats Tonight

On my first night after transmigrating to the Ming Dynasty, I turned into a fat orange cat with my belly stuck in a forked tree branch.

A maid knocked me flying with a broom, Madam Fang cuddled me and petted me for half an hour, and a calico chased me for three whole streets.

Meow damn it.

But then I discovered that being a cat had its perks!

Thanks to my special talent for turning into a cat at night, I rose rapidly through the ranks in the Ming Dynasty and reached the highest offices of government.

This official isn't petting cats tonight.

This official is petting all of you.