Funny vernacular version of "Historical Records·The Chronicles of the Five Emperors" (primary school students can understand it in seconds·5000 words+)
Preface: Why should I write this article "Five Unorthodox Emperors"
Old guys, please let me know first! What we are dealing with today is not the kind of history in textbooks that is so serious that it makes you fall asleep, nor is it the translation of ancient Chinese that experts say, but the pure and funny vernacular version of "The Chronicles of the Five Emperors". The main theme is that primary school students can understand it, junior high school students can laugh, and adults can read it as a joke. It is not rigorous, academic, or pretentious, just for fun, and it can also keep the things about our ancestors in mind.
The first chapter of "Historical Records" is the Chronicle of the Five Emperors, which talks about the five earliest "top brothers" in China - Huangdi, Zhuanxu, Emperor Ku, Yao, and Shun. Today, these five people would be the ancient version of the "National CEO Team". They have no mobile phones, no WiFi, and no takeout. They rely solely on their own skills to lead a group of primitive people to survive, and they also create civilization by the way.
The whole process below is written in vernacular + funny rants. There is no nonsense or difficult words. I guarantee that you will be able to brag to your classmates after reading it: I have thoroughly read the first chapter of "Historical Records"!
Chapter 1 Yellow Emperor: The First Volume of Ancient Times The King is Good at Fighting and Farming
1. He cheated since he was born, and he immediately "takes off" when others cry.
It is said that a long, long time ago, so long that even the dinosaurs were cold. Humans still lived in caves, wearing leaves, eating wild fruits, eating whatever they caught, and competing for territory with wild beasts every day. Their lives were even worse than those of stray cats today.
The funny version of concise historical records can also be read by primary school students
