Datang: Li Er Was Frightened When He Bombarded the Country at the Beginning

[Datang+Cute Baby+System+Relaxing Funny+Black Technology] Traveling through the Zhenguan period of the Tang Dynasty, Huang Chen was delighted to become a father and raised three adorable children by himself. In order to appease the child who misses his mother, he brags drunkenly: "Your mother is the golden branch of the Tang Dynasty. She was captured by the emperor and imprisoned in the palace! When dad has the strength, we will blast open the city of Chang'an and rescue your mother!" I thought it was just a white lie, but who knew that the three naughty kids bound to the heaven-defying system actually took it seriously! The eldest daughter is possessed by the [Martial God System] and has natural supernatural powers. She can defeat the general Cheng Yaojin with one shot! The second daughter [Shen Nong System] awakened, and she was a master of medicine and poison. A random pill made Prime Minister Fang Xuanling want to die! The younger son [Arms System] joins in, rubs the cannon in red clothes at the beginning, drags it to the gate of Chang'an City and lights it! "Listen! Hand over our mother quickly! Otherwise, your Chang'an city will be destroyed with one cannon!" With a loud bang, Xuanwu Gate was reduced to ruins. Li Shimin looked at the big pit in front of him, trembling with fear and his eyes shining: "Where did this evildoer come from? No, this is my country-protecting prodigy! Quick! Please come into the palace for me!" When Huang Chen rushed to "surrender" in a hurry, he was horrified to find—— The wife I picked up back then was really Princess Li Lizhi of Changle? All the awesomeness that I boasted about actually came true? !