Regarding the fact that I wanted to celebrate my father's birthday, but accidentally brought an army of 300,000 people with me]
Zhu Yuanzhang issued an order: "The third brother, when he returns to Beijing to report on his duties, he is only allowed to bring a hundred personal guards."
Zhu Fan looked at the secret decree with tears in his eyes: "Father misses me, I must fulfill my filial piety."
So he backhandedly wrote letters to King Qin, King Yan, and King Ning.
"Brothers, the old man is lonely, let's take our family's money and go do a team building!"
King Qin Zhu Fang: "Second brother, listen to you! All Xi'an guards are dispatched!"
King Yan Zhu Di: "Fourth brother understands! The three guards of Yanshan, follow me south to King Qin!"
Ning Wang Zhu Quan: "The three guards of Duoyan are already in place. Who dares to stop me from kowtow to my father?"
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In the Fengtian Palace, Zhu Yuanzhang was still waiting to cut off the feudal vassal.
Tan Ma rolled in: "Report! Several Sai kings are back to celebrate their birthday!"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "How many local products did you bring?"
Tan Ma cried: "We have brought 300,000 elite troops with us! The vanguard has already crossed the Yellow River, saying that we want to ask my father to abdicate and become the Supreme Emperor to enjoy a peaceful life!"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "??? What the hell does this mean that a father is kind and his son is filial?!"
I can see it, but it's a bit too pretentious.
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