Xiao family hall.
Lan Yanran kicked the engagement letter to pieces and declared proudly:
"Xiao Huohuo! Marry into my Yunyan Sect! These 'god-tier pills' will be your betrothal gifts!"
Xiao Huohuo's face flushed red. With unyielding resolve, he said, "I'm a grown man, seven feet tall. How could I live off a woman? Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river. Don't bully a young..."
Lan Yanran leaned close to his ear and whispered, "If the number is odd, change it; if it's even, keep it the same?"
Xiao Huohuo (his pupils shook, then he instantly clasped Lan Yanran's hand): "Check the quadrant! ...Honey! When are we leaving?"
Demon Slayer, Infinity Castle.
Muzan Kibutsuji stood in the night, laughing maniacally. "The sun has already set! Demon Slayer Corps, tonight is the night you die!"
Tanjiro Kamado silently put away his broken Nichirin Blade, then pulled a rough wooden sword from behind him, its purple glow so dazzling it hurt to look at.
Muzan sneered. "A piece of junk wood without even a sharp edge, and you think you can slay demons?"
Tanjiro said nothing. He simply swung once with a basic attack.
Amid a burst of purple light, a cold label from the Heavenly Dao appeared on the blade: [Enchantment: Undead Slayer 65535]!
Muzan: "???"
(A burst of red true damage appeared above his head, taking up half the sky: -99999999! The haughty Demon King was physically deleted on the spot before he could even scream.)
Teyvat, the Inazuma battlefield.
The Raiden Shogun drew the "Musou no Hitotachi" and brought down a thunderous strike on the resistance army's position.
Teppei, a mortal soldier, silently raised a square wooden board carved with pixel patterns and held it in front of himself, expressionless.
"Clang!"
