System announcement: Everyone is seeking survival. There is only a broken hut and a wooden treasure chest at the beginning. Survival is the only task.
Ling Xiao opened the treasure chest and got an ax that could sing Rap.
Ax: "Brother, do you want to see a drag dance?"
Ling Xiao: "???"
Other players: cut down trees, build houses, fight monsters, and tremble.
Ling Xiao: Talk show with Treasure Box, negotiate with Fighting Chicken, and teach the system how to behave.
Three days later, the system privately messaged him: "Can you be normal?"
Ling Xiao: "Can this thing be used normally?"
——He took out the [social fear toilet shovel] [love brain frying pan] [a hoe that shouts "harder"]
The system was silent for three seconds: "How about you teach me how to play?"
Ling Xiao: "Okay, let's call daddy first."
A month later, players all over the Internet were asking the same question:
What is the origin of the man who asked the system to call him daddy?
Ling Xiao: It's nothing, I'm just more coquettish.
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Seriously seeking survival? Doesn't exist.
In this game, if you are not crazy, you will not survive.
