My teammates are killing zombies. I’m looking for Wi-Fi.
Dungeon, Day 50:
My teammates are slaying gods and demons. I’m writing “A Plan to Optimize Cross-Dimensional Collaboration.”
Dungeon, Day 300:
Only three of my teammates are still alive. My Dungeon Employee Handbook has become essential reading for every survivor.
Dungeon, Day 399:
The System says, “This is the final dungeon. You have to kill someone with your own hands.”
I open the staff roster and see the name
It’s HR.
While everyone else is slaying gods and demons in the dungeons, I’m clocking in and writing weekly reports. Eventually, the System gets down on its knees and begs me: “Could you please try acting normal for once?”
(Also known as: The Overworked Employee’s Guide to Surviving Infinite Dungeons; Working Everyone to Death in the Dungeons)
